Tiny Red Man

Hi. Welcome back to campus. Last time, we went through a simple orientation of “The First Day of School”. Today, we shall take a look at the people you meet there. They are going to be your friends, classmates, lecturers. Cherish your time with them as they are going to be your only “family” for the next three years in AU.

The first person you will meet is Sawaki.

Sawaki desu~~

Sawaki will most probably be your best friend throughout the 3 years of your academic life. Other than the fact that he has the ability to see microbes, he’s your ordinary chibi from the next door. However, when you’re in front of him, never ever call him a shortie. He hates it.

His family owns a yeast factory in some unknown land in Japan, and with his so-called ability to see microbes, he sees them every single day. Here’s how a microbe looks like from his point of view:

Err…….what’s that? Oh, and those yellow things around the notebook, are the yeast microbes he sees. They could have came from the factory that his family owns. They address him by “Tadayasu”, which is his family name (his name is sooooooo long. Here goes: Sawaki Souemon Tadayasu”) .

And do not blame him for nosebleeding every now and then. Cos, he…he……gets turns on by microbes!!!! HE FINDS THEM MOE!!! Here’s what he has to say after seeing tons of them:

What’s rushing out?

Well, that’s all I gonna say about him. You may talk to him during your stay in campus and find out more about how the microbes he sees looks like. After all, he’s a 3 million yen student in campus.

Next up: Kei.

Kei desu~~

If you met Sawaki, you will definitely meet Kei. This is because both of them are friends that came from the unknown island in Japan before coming to AU to study.

Kei’s family owns a sake factory back in the unknown island. Too bad that he is still underage to test the sake his family brews. But who knows, it could be a blessing in disguise (his family sake is >.>). There’s a few “don’t say” in front of him too.

He hates being called “Girly”. But for this post, he doesn’t mind us calling him “girly”. So, let’s try asking him a question:

“Are you a girl, Kei?”

His reply:

(=_=;;;)

Never mind the answer he gave. Just take note, not to call him girly when school starts.

Next is Itsuki Sensei.

This bald-headed-mysterious-dude likes to plan evil things for his students and school. Every now and then, if you were to look carefully, he will laugh evilly to himself, as if he had some great idea.

He has known Sawaki’s great great great grandfather during World War 2 and somehow, they manage to keep in contacts until now. He is also the first person to get hold of the knowledge that Sawaki is coming to AU.

Just to let you know, he’s not only a bald-headed-mysterious-dude, he is strange too. He has fetish for fermented food. Here’s a shot taken by one of our students when he’s happily slurping some “delicacy”.

(O_O) ….let’s….move on…..

Next will be the campus sex bomb: Hasegawa Sensei!

Despite her role as a researcher here, she doesn’t really give a hack about it. She dresses in a punk fashion and is every men’s fantasy in AU. It’s not surprising that one day you will be ask by one of your classmates to fap over a picture of her.

Hasegawa-san has a drinking habit. We will discuss this later. So, if you plan to make her drunk and do *ahem* things with her, all I could say is “IT WON’T WORK!”

Other than that, she’s still your average girl that requires some love and attention.

For once, it’s great to be in the shoes of Sawaki.

Another 2 person that you will meet are your senpais. They are Kawahama and Misato. And they first thing they will do is this:

WHAT?!

Yes. They are friendly people who, upon seeing you for the first time, invites you to their dormitory. Things they do there are currently unknown as people who have ever being there tries to forget the things they see, hear, or do. So, beware…

And as you can tell from their looks, they are those “slackers” that you get from any schools or Uni. So, since you are their juniors, do not be surprised at the fact that they are always asking you to run errands for them. And as their juniors, you are not allowed to call them “beardy” or “fatso”. Only the lecturers are allowed to do so.

Another researcher that you will meet like Hasegawa will be Mutto.

She’s calling you!

Another fellow researcher like Hasegawa, she’s quite pretty as well. >.>… Pls, do not let the above image scare you. Give me a moment while I give her a bath (XD) and present her to you in cheerleader fuku. No other uniforms for the time being.

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Tada!

So, how do you think? Nice? While bathing her, I realise that she has quite the asset, aka “Big Eyes”.

Despite her beauty, you probably can’t tell that she has taken quite a lot of hardships before entering AU. Well, if you want to know more, you may approach her and ask her what kind of hardships she took before entering AU. Just beware not to ask her the wrong questions or else you probably won’t survive the attack she will give you. Exclusive photos given by our students let us have an insight to her power.

Sawaki is busy preparing his will. So, give him a minute.

Just to add another note in: She’s the current leader of the UFO Club in AU. So, if you are an alien, extra-terrestrial, or time traveller, please go find her! She wouldn’t mind if you’re extra-terrestrial or time traveller, provided that you are able to make tea, place chess, cosplay, etc…

Here’s another important friend you go to when you need a drink.

No, not Hirano Aya, but Hirooka Aya. She’s currently part timing in a bar near campus. So, feel free to drop by when you are feeling stress or need a cuppa. And she’s the pretty girl~~too.

Lastly, just in case you’re thinking,”Oh Man, all the “girls” that I get to meet are either lecturers or professors. Aren’t there one in my class?”

Well, fear not. Introducing the only girl in your class:

No, not your “innocent passerby”, but your classmate, Oikawa. Make good friends with her and one day, she will invite you into her house, room, and inevitably, her toilet where she hangs all her undies.

What you do after that depends greatly on you. You could nosebleed like Sawaki, or take one and secretly put one into your pocket. I would prefer both. But if there’s only 1 choice, I take the latter. What about you?

Just before I go, I shall give a brief introduction to other not so important people in campus, but somehow, they play an important part in ________.

Your Japanese Ancestor.

AU’s Rugby Club Members. Lean, Mean, Machines.

And they are kind people. ^_^

A monster that was imported from one of Hayao Miyakazi’s movies.

Itsuki Sensei’s brother?

Frequently, you’ll get foreigners in AU. So, if you’re a girl, you will have to entertain them. However, if you are a guy, you may ask for their permission and drink with them. Most of the time they will shove you off.

The otakus from UFO Club. Despite their looks, they are highly intelligent otakus who has the ability to encode otaku messages in their daily speech. Try decoding the one below.

Got it? The key point is the bottom sentence.

Hm……..

Oh, beware of her. She’s a trap.

This really sums up the people you meet at AU. Next time, I will go through the animals, microbes, and skim through some of the activities you see and do in AU. Till then, See ya~~