The Break

March 10th, 2008 · No Comments

Haha, I prepared this post for quite sometimes now. Now, it’s time to execute it!! XD

It has being nearly 2 weeks since the JI terrorist, Mas Selamat, ran off from the detention centre. And it seems that our local police have being unable to find him. Despite the public’s effort to find our wanted fugitive, it has being a little wasted.

Today, at Tiny Red Man, instead of brooding over the matter, we decided to make a short parody of it. Well, that comes after a few of my personal thoughts on where that guy could be at. So, without further ado, let’s get started. ^_~

Pardon me for the boring lecture ahead..

Contrary to what most of our ministers hoped, I personally think that he has already moved overseas. Below are the possible methods.

1) Sewers.

A few netizens that I have seen thought of the same thing as I did. The moment he escapes the centre, the first place he headed was the underground of Singapore, which is the sewers. It has being developed to irrigate rainwater into the sea. The vast networks of it allows most parts of Singapore to be free of floods, especially in low lying area. And our man uses trial and error matter to navigate around, and he could have already made it into Johor Bahru by 3rd March.

Many of you might ask: How did he run across the border? Well, do not forget how Took Leng How manages to escape to Malaysia. Some news reported that he went in through some railway track. But if you were to follow the link provided, it says another story…Another “escape from toilet story”…>.>

Well, that’s one conclusion. He has escaped to Malaysia, and is/have already planning/made ways to Indonesia where his networks are. Second conclusion:

2) He’s dead!!

That’s what most of us hoped that will happen. But how?

Following the sewers method, he dead in there. As he was climbing around finding his way to freedom, a rain passed by and he drowned in the sewers. =D Simple matter to die, eh? So, how long before his body gets washed out? Days or months I would say.

Well, if it’s situation 1, our poor friends serving the country would have to work doubly hard to capture him. Friends and families of NS guys, even the NS guys themselves that I know of, have being cursing and swearing him as he made their duty longer than usual. Lol…T_T…My turn is next..

Ok. Here’s the fun part: Conclusion 3.

3) He’s still in Singapore!!

SHIT!! That’s what we hate the most and do not want it to happen. Even if he is, we hope that he gets apprehended soon. However, in order to stay in a country where his face is almost well known, he will need some brilliant disguise, especially his limp. So, here’s a few examples to hide his limp.